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2077 launch is a mess and overhyped💩 I expected skyrim quality, instead we got mass effect andromeda 👻
That is by far the dumbest looking fucking jacket I have seen in awhile. WTH is that!!!
You forgot to add rock star to the cool kids table.
in CDPREDs defense: the project did not start development before 2016, so its about 4 years of development, why the devs thought themselves that the release in 2020 was a joke from management. Well, management thought differently ;). The expected release date was around 2022 according to Jason Schreier.
They thought if they followed the alphabet agenda that they could produce any piece of shit they want. Good thing the Witcher is a trilogy. It took 7 years to make this piece of shit and it will take 7 more to make it playable.
ääähm this is not a game for commodore 128.
That awkward moment when you realize that story you hated because had no sense and was filled with idiotic dialogues, turned out to be only thing that reviewer liked about game... Seriously I turned off the game after 30min of Story, could not take it. Didn't even got to the part with bugs.
The Fyre Festival of video games.
Are you 8bit Eric??
6:40 Death Stranding Easter Egg Joe. You've found it!
This game legit looks like a triple a game that would come out on PS3 in 2012
Can't wait for Cyberpunk 2077 because I'm sick of this Cyberpunk 2076 bullshit. Also, NICE sugar lumps!
k but other joe does not skip leg day
Words can't even begin to describe how disappointed the ending left me. I honestly thought some side missions, certain gigs, ect were pretty good but it definitely suffers from less is more syndrome. There's way to many pointless go here, shoot this, pick that up, okay you're done, now do that 200more times for an achievement. The main story is really compelling until you realize 6missions in it's over and certain side missions were actually tied into the story. Such a let down, I really thought if anyone could deliver on something like this it'd be CD Project Red... This game should've been developed for maybe another year or two so they could actually deliver on everything they showed us. Lifeless police, lifeless npcs, lifeless fixers, ect ect. I expected so much more than this and I was someone who actually stayed away from all the Marketing material so I just found out about all these broken promises about halfway into my 68hour playthrough.
just wanted to hear "you fucked it up!"
Best review in universe!
He's not angry, he's disappointed.
6/10, really? - Who are you trying to fuck around with? - pls show some balls and give it the rating it truly deserves - a 3/10 (at best) - you don't have to change the final verdict like some diapers, just because the game's made by CD Project Red man - they shit the bed, big time and you know it - this pile of overhyped garbage, shouldn't have been released before the very end of 2022!
When the game actually works, it's tough to claim its objectively a horrible game, which is basically what 3/10 represents. It suggests just about every aspect of the game isn't even average, just awful, which is more subjective bias. It's got decent atmosphere, mechanics, voice acting, exploration, etc. No it's not amazing, not at all. But average or slightly below average is probably the best fair critique you could give this game, which a 5 or 6 represents. A 3 is something like fallout 76 or anthem, those are definitely objectively terrible games. But cyberpunk (provided the game actually works) isn't a horrible disgusting nightmare. It's just meh at best.
In my opinion Witcher was way better than this.
People give Bethesda shit for releasing buggy games but like even 76 wasn’t this borked
Lol
EA, Activision and Bethesda at the bad kids table lol
no sugar is not appealing unless your are diabetic or old. i would buy ur shit juice if u could advertise better. EVERY HRworldR NOT JUST U
am I the only one who actually enjoyed the game and only had minor bugs? (PC)
The fapping scene legit made my whole day. I died!!
If anything, that Kitty0706 snippet was both appreciated and funny as hell. It's good to know his work is still remembered today.
Joe has some amazing quads
"U don't need too finish the game" - gamers these days
Woof. It's kinda sad how this game turned out to be like this. Just wished they were a bit more transparent about themselves.
put it this way: I new 2020 was a fucked up year, so I decided to be easy on CDPR. Stupid me decided to rank the game solely on story (ignore graphics, ignore bugs, and ignore mechanics). Failing story alone with me is like not being able to spell your own name correctly. I mean even Bevis and Butthead could probably pass this test. CDPR this game failed miserably. I mean come on worst then ME Andromeda, worst than Anthem, fuck never thought I would say this, but worst than the damn Doom movie.
at least the jacket is cool...
Best review. Ill wait another year, maybe 2 till i install Cyberpunk.
7 YEARS OF SUFFERING.... FOR WHAT??!!?? FOR THIS??? life is cruel it really is on th 10 december something died in my alongside with the hype..... now lets wait another 7 years for a Witcher game... so let the suffering continue and the worst of all is that my 25 seconds cyberpunk videos are getting only 2 views :((
Played on high end PC for over 100 hours. Games runs perfectly, couple bugs but nothing major
37:45 That was the best reading of the word "unplayable" that I've ever heard.
So.....you wanna buy a car?
Wake the fuck up ps4... We got a city to render!
Game devs and higher ups take note if your game is not ready DELAY THE RELEASE
It wasn't in development for 7+ years...
7/10 .. ok
16:53, man I'm behind in gaming. I'm over here playing the Wii U thinking, "what has gaming become!?" lol
i generally don't buy games on preorder, or even when they first come out to avoid the xp throttling, bugs, game breaking glitches etc. i'm glad i didn't for this one mostly because its CDPR and we all know that by Q2 or Q3 2021 the game will be A++
Even without the bugs, it is an average game or even a trash game.
If fully developed games are difficult and expensive to make, CDPR should forfeit the CP2077 project to the real videogame makers,i.e. Santa Monica, RockStar Games, Guerrilla, Kojima Productions,...To begin with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt "Complete" Edition never was the big deal, it's just another money sucking package of DLCs.
I actually love cyberpunk 2077😅
After all these years I just now realized that Joe looks a lot like Chino from the Deftones.
6:36, lol
I’ll buy it on sale when it’s fixed
LOVED THE INTRO GUYS!
2:40, "Loot boxes, this is the good stuff.." lol
I never came across this many bugs, luckily.
Thats what u get :D dont buy AAA - buy something like Escape from Tarkov
I do identify with that principal.
the game needs 6 months? No more like 6 years to complete.
cringe...
I love the bad kids table! That was great.
How do I reach these kids....?
this is the BEST review I have ever seen and it's absolutely 100% true in every aspect!
bethesda: we are the most popular meme cdpr: hold my neural interface.
I sure hope they include all the cut content before going "real" release. I'm glad I didn't buy the collector edition (was very close to).
I'm surprised you're not rating this lower.
Oh I didn’t know Joe was allowed near a school! Cool man good for you
11:21 soft lock
i cried
I love this game, but it´s hard to argue with Joe
Shilling that nerd fuel, I guess we all got to make a living.
I know for a fact since battlefront to wait for others to spend their money and share their experience so that others like myself decide if its worth it or not, thanks joe you have taken alot for the team.
Its a meh game, with a meh story and no content, no patch can change that. I only liked the music in the game as it was very fitting for the universe. 4/10 IMO. My faith for future masterpiece games lies in Larian Studios, as the current BG3 EA is more fun than the full CP2077
As a npc police said once "HEY, JUST DONT DO THAT AGAIN. *starts shooting* "
I'm going to buy this game only on %75 sale and just for nexus mods
How does your choice matter when it instant kills you thus making you restart and choose a different option. Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
The skits in this review are amazing.
At the end of the day... 4:08
THIS IS OUR future
How do I reech these keeeeeeds!
Best game ever on PC !! Last gen console guys should upgrade their very old gear !!
@imnotmexican1987 previous gen is 10-year-old technology at this point there is absolutely zero mileage left It was outdated the day it released versus a mid tier pc in 2013. My household toaster has got more processing power than your PS4. It really is time to upgrade and if you don't want to upgrade yet that is fine then do not play games like Cyberpunk which is absolutely a masterpiece on PC and requires next generation hardware to even stand a chance. The game looks absolutely phenomenal in 4K 60 with HDR 10 on a PC. Nothing looks good on 10-year-old hardware AND HASN'T DONE SINCE 2016. Wait until you have a next generation system or good PC then play the game you will love it!
Indeed. Hopefully everyone is financially secure and can actually afford it during this pandemic, and actually find a PS5 with all those scalpers getting in the way. Add to that if a consumer even wants a PS5 since admittedly there's very few games out right now and plenty can get more mileage out of previous gen, which can still run beautiful games like Spiderman and ghost of tsushima just fine. Previous gen is still the largest market right now during this transitional period. This will likely change middle of this year. It ain't easy to "oh Bruh just get next gen. lol." A lot of factors to consider. And if a game is charged full price and promised to work on a platform and it doesn't work, that is never the consumers fault. But yeah, just offering perspective.
@Goulactic X nope you just can't run it or you playing on console trash it's fantastic ! Gun play is amazing driving around exploring finding stuff and the story is very well done and omg does it look good in 4k 60fps with hdr1000 next level graphics my non technical friend !!
Best game on pc ? Your standards sure are low....even without all the bugs the game is a joke
@Trophy Gamer Correction nobody cares about your 10-year-old tech UPGRADE YOUR crappy console. It is a masterpiece on PC!
As I said before, the bugs are not what makes this game a total "meh" for me. It's the short story, really not that interesting honestly, the side quests are pretty much all the same, and your choices have no impact or a very minor impact on the game itself. Not to mention the endings are just shit and depressing, besides Panam's maybe. One major problem is that at some point you get so overpowered it takes all the fun from the game, I was doing 70k crit headshots since around mid game, Adam Smasher who is "the end boss" lasted around 10 seconds and that's only because he kept buzzing around so i had to wait till he stood still and just blew his freaking head off. The game isn't challenging even on the hardest difficulty. They really fucked up, they will never recover from this.
I want my Internet historien recap of it...
26:39 I think these words sum up cyberpunk quite well
If you played the game and it sucked for you that's terrible, I hope the patches fix it for you! That said for a ton of people on PC that the game has worked for its been an absolutely great experience, I just put over 100 hours in and I'm having a great time doing my second playthrough. If you haven't played it try not to let the internet fury echo chamber ruin the game for you before you try it, at its best the game is beautiful and the story is awesome and full of dope moments, the soundtrack is top tier as well. If I only listened to the internet I could swear this game is a hot pile of garbage but instead I was lucky and got to play pretty much bug-free and I can't get enough. It's kinda like fallout meets gta but everything looks stunning. Also keep in mind when you compare this game to GTA or RDR2 you are comparing one developer that's 1/3 the size of the other. Over 1600 ppl worked on RDR2 while about 500 - 600 worked on Cyberpunk.
Who cares how many people worked on this game ? CD project red simply lied about 70% of the game in the 2018 gameplay demos + trailers....most immersive open world game my ass
Love the first 4 min xD
*41min
I’ve honestly given all hope on modern day gaming except for indie titles. I’ll just stick to playing all the 6th Gen consoles.
Is it appropriate to say this game flopped harder then E.T. Atari game?
It's clear this game is not close to even be called finished. The release date should have been delayed by another year or two. I mean, it's not like they didn't knew this would backfire on them cos we have seen this too many times before.
Its almost like you guys don’t remember Witcher 2 being a broken mess for years
Did cd project red lie about 70% of the content they promised that got cut before release ?
I was sticking up for this game but after multiple times of the game crashing I gave up on it.. it really takes you out of it and I got my refund for it
This was great ty joe😂😂
The bugs will always be the main point any reviewer talks about but I feel in a way they have deflected and shadowed CDPR from more important criticism that Joe makes, like the ridiculous AI, the lack of meaningful RPG elements, the cut life choices content, the NPCs and physics etc etc. We know they will eventually fix the bugs but it's not like everything will then be amazing. We were promised an RPG like no other.
Cyberjunk
I honestly don't think it was that bad
I have to disagree, its a pretty good game if you're able to over look the bugs, graphics, FPS, Random Menu, T-Poses, being stripped bare nude, unable to access important buildings, restricting reviewers from releasing their own footage. The cut content from each live path.
Go watch Angry Joe's Witcher 3 review, then, come and watch this. Depression x9000...
Lmfaoooo
That intros a little too accurate
Just want to say thanks AJ and crew, I laughed so much with this Angry Review that family members wanted to know what I was laughing at! So I gave them the link to this vid and told them enjoy!
I find it disappointing that their was a lack of any decent sex action in the game. Too bad they made Judy a lesbian.
...I need a memory wipe for minute 28-29.
They gave you the ability to “customize” your genitals, yet you can’t see it being used. I stopped playing after less than a day and a half of play time.
My game barely bugs... Pc running on 3090 4k ultra baby🤘🏼
Bethesda and now CD Project, who’s next to fall out of the public’s good grace?